diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci.yml b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
index 3847660c2b8..e7127dd0ab3 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci.yml
@@ -171,132 +171,6 @@ jobs:
               exit 1
           }
 
-  smoketests-python:
-    needs: [lints]
-    name: Smoketests (Python Legacy) (${{matrix.name}})
-    strategy:
-      matrix:
-        include:
-          - name: Linux
-            runner: spacetimedb-new-runner-2
-            smoketest_args: --docker
-          - name: Windows
-            runner: windows-latest
-            smoketest_args: --no-build-cli
-    runs-on: ${{ matrix.runner }}
-    timeout-minutes: 120
-    env:
-      CARGO_TARGET_DIR: ${{ github.workspace }}/target
-    steps:
-      - name: Find Git ref
-        env:
-          GH_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
-        shell: bash
-        run: |
-          PR_NUMBER="${{ github.event.inputs.pr_number || null }}"
-          if test -n "${PR_NUMBER}"; then
-            GIT_REF="$( gh pr view --repo clockworklabs/SpacetimeDB $PR_NUMBER --json headRefName --jq .headRefName )"
-          else
-            GIT_REF="${{ github.ref }}"
-          fi
-          echo "GIT_REF=${GIT_REF}" >>"$GITHUB_ENV"
-      - name: Checkout sources
-        uses: actions/checkout@v4
-        with:
-          ref: ${{ env.GIT_REF }}
-      - uses: dsherret/rust-toolchain-file@v1
-      - name: Set default rust toolchain
-        run: rustup default $(rustup show active-toolchain | cut -d' ' -f1)
-      - name: Cache Rust dependencies
-        uses: Swatinem/rust-cache@v2
-        with:
-          workspaces: ${{ github.workspace }}
-          shared-key: spacetimedb
-          cache-on-failure: false
-          cache-all-crates: true
-          cache-workspace-crates: true
-          prefix-key: v1
-
-      # This step shouldn't be needed, but somehow we end up with caches that are missing librusty_v8.a.
-      # ChatGPT suspects that this could be due to different build invocations using the same target dir,
-      # and this makes sense to me because we only see it in this job where we mix `cargo build -p` with
-      # `cargo build --manifest-path` (which apparently build different dependency trees).
-      # However, we've been unable to fix it so... /shrug
-      - name: Check v8 outputs
-        shell: bash
-        run: |
-          find "${CARGO_TARGET_DIR}"/ -type f | grep '[/_]v8' || true
-          if ! [ -f "${CARGO_TARGET_DIR}"/debug/gn_out/obj/librusty_v8.a ]; then
-            echo "Could not find v8 output file librusty_v8.a; rebuilding manually."
-            cargo clean -p v8 || true
-            cargo build -p v8
-          fi
-
-      - uses: actions/setup-dotnet@v4
-        with:
-          global-json-file: global.json
-
-      - name: Override NuGet packages
-        shell: bash
-        run: |
-          dotnet pack -c Release crates/bindings-csharp/BSATN.Runtime
-          dotnet pack -c Release crates/bindings-csharp/Runtime
-          cd sdks/csharp
-          ./tools~/write-nuget-config.sh ../..
-
-      # nodejs and pnpm are required for the typescript quickstart smoketest
-      - name: Set up Node.js
-        uses: actions/setup-node@v4
-        with:
-          node-version: 22
-
-      - uses: pnpm/action-setup@v4
-        with:
-          run_install: true
-
-      - name: Install psql (Windows)
-        if: runner.os == 'Windows'
-        run: choco install psql -y --no-progress
-        shell: powershell
-
-      - name: Build crates
-        run: cargo build -p spacetimedb-cli -p spacetimedb-standalone -p spacetimedb-update
-
-      - name: Build and start database (Linux)
-        if: runner.os == 'Linux'
-        run: |
-          # Our .dockerignore omits `target`, which our CI Dockerfile needs.
-          rm .dockerignore
-          docker compose -f .github/docker-compose.yml up -d
-
-      - name: Build and start database (Windows)
-        if: runner.os == 'Windows'
-        run: |
-          # Fail properly if any individual command fails
-          $ErrorActionPreference = 'Stop'
-          $PSNativeCommandUseErrorActionPreference = $true
-
-          Start-Process target/debug/spacetimedb-cli.exe -ArgumentList 'start --pg-port 5432'
-          cd modules
-          # the sdk-manifests on windows-latest are messed up, so we need to update them
-          dotnet workload config --update-mode manifests
-          dotnet workload update
-
-      - uses: actions/setup-python@v5
-        with: { python-version: "3.12" }
-        if: runner.os == 'Windows'
-
-      - name: Install python deps
-        run: python -m pip install -r smoketests/requirements.txt
-
-      - name: Run Python smoketests
-        # Note: clear_database and replication only work in private
-        run: python -m smoketests ${{ matrix.smoketest_args }} -x clear_database replication teams
-
-      - name: Stop containers (Linux)
-        if: always() && runner.os == 'Linux'
-        run: docker compose -f .github/docker-compose.yml down
-
   test:
     needs: [lints]
     name: Test Suite