Calibration status of `0` using 9-Axis Motion Shield w/ UNO R3

I cant get any of the sensors to reports any calibration status other than 0.

Using this code on a brand new Uno rev3 + 9 axes motion shield.

Am I missing something?

## Additional context

### Related

- https://github.com/arduino-libraries/Arduino_NineAxesMotion/issues/16
- https://github.com/arduino-libraries/Arduino_NineAxesMotion/issues/27